November 12, 2004
I have to get one of these to protect my office space!!!

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Ever since we first had our own bedroom it has been imperative to ensure no-one got in and started snooping around amongst our stuff. Keep Out signs are all very well, but they're not much of a deterrent to determined parents and irritating and nosy brothers and sisters. What's needed is some serious armament, and the Room Defender is it. Mounted on three gun-turret style legs, the Room Defender will protect your privacy from prying snoopers. It has a motion sensor alarm, so when someone enters your room it will give a verbal warning to the intruder, then fire a warning shot (in the form of a foam disc).
You can also program it to shoot in 'warning shot mode' where it will fire off a 1/4 of its payload, 'ambush mode' will fire off half the magazine, or 'assault mode' when it will empty it's breach completely at the unsuspecting intruder. It makes great Robocop type noises on start-up, activation and shut down, and comes with a remote so you can program and control it from anywhere in your room. This is of course designed for use in the bedrooms of kids all over the land (and possibly the North Korean border), but as ours is still guarding our Marketing Department and firing off at unsuspecting intruders to their intense amusement, it's obvious that grown-up kids love this too.
BLAST FROM THE PAST! Links to entries with similar content, maybe...
The Office Space Kit
The Original Office Space Short...
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Box Office Monster.....
How office rumors start...
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