Jones Soda F*cking Nightmare Followup/Conclusion...

OK, the past few weeks after this Jones Soda F*cking Nightmare has been frustrating. I was so pissed about the online store experience that every time I saw my last name "Jones" I went into an almost uncontrollable rage. If you haven't read the beginning of this ordeal click here.

After calling Jones numerous times I finally started to resolve myself to never seeing this crap. Instead I kept going to my account on their web site hoping that the order would somehow magically appear. That never happened but something interesting did. The shopping cart went from stating that the Holiday Pack was out of stock to actually showing in my cart! I figured what the hell and placed an order on 11/13, two days after it sold out. To my surprise it took my credit card info and created an order!

Knowing my experience a few days prior I figured that they were still just the fucking idiots that I experienced before and the order would be cancelled with some bullshit excuse like, "Sorry we fucked this whole thing up, now bend over for some more!"

I let it go for a week. Every time I checked the order the status was Entered. Yeah, I know! I entered it damn it!!! Then it happened, the status changed to Processes and I noticed that the card had been charged. Another week and thanksgiving passed and no change. My wife started to hound me to call them but the scars ran too deep and I refused.

So she called. She is much better at that crap than I am anyway. She actually got someone on the phone that was willing to help her. The guy started asking questions that she didn't know so she turned to me and asked when I placed the order. Suddenly the wounds were open and she was rubbing salt on them! I yelled something like, "Tell them I order it the day it cam out and their web site is the biggest fucking piece of shit I have ever seen!!!" She tried to calm me but I proceeded to yell comments from across the room for this guy to hear. Things like, "What's he saying? They don't have any more and they're really sorry that they are all a bunch of fucking bastards?" The whole time she's trying to get me to shut up but it didn't work. It was kind of fun I thought. She hang up and told me that the guy said something was weird with the order and he'd have to call back, yeah right! He never called back and I rubbed her nose in it before bed.

So, I woke up this morning thinking about what bullshit this deal has been. Then I checked my email before leaving for work and I noticed a UPS shipping notification. I almost deleted it since I've been getting tons of spam that looks like a shipping confirmation. I decided to open it and HOLY FUCKING SHIT they shipped my soda!!! I wanted it for a party this weekend and it won't be here in time but I'm not complaining. I'm still in shock that they didn't screw it up more. And now I can look at my last name again without having a heart attack...

I can't wait to puke after tasting them!!!

If you don't believe me take a look at the tracking info!