December 15, 2004
King Of Blogs Contest Entry......
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Here are our answers to the 3 contest questions:
As Ruler of The Planet my Title would be:
The Supreme Human Interplanetary Tzar (AKA The SHIT)
Rediculous Thing I Would Make My Subjects do to Humor Me:
I would make them all eat a Hardee's Monster Thickburger for dinner every day until they all weighed more than I do.
3 New Laws I would Enact:
1) Taxes - Everyone pays the same percentage tax, let's say 2%, on their paychecks and that's it! There is no Form 1040, no April 15th BS. No sales tax, no sin tax, no property tax, no inheritance tax, no luxury tax, and NO Tollroads!
2) Wildlife - All bees, mosquitos, spiders, snakes, and sharks will be immediately killed. I don't care how this would affect the circle of life or flowers or any other thing. I just want them all dead now!
3) Driving -
a) People of driving age can only own one vehicle.
b) People without a job, (read housewives and programmers), can not drive their vehicles Monday through Friday between 6AM and 9AM, 11AM and 1PM, and 3PM and 6PM.
c) The test to get a driver's license would be the current written test plus a 4 hour driving test and you must ace both of them.
d) If you are using a cell phone while driving any other person who sees you can kill you.
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Comments
I really liked rule 3, article d.
good work. i like your site. about a year ago i started: http://www.wnyprogressreport.wnymedia.net/?p=2 , small ship set out
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