Every Day Is The Worst Day Of My Life.......

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Other than the fact that I have 3 happy healthy children, I have gotten totally screwed in the luck department.
I love gambling...... Vegas...horses.....sports.....Lotto, it doesn't matter. The problem is that I lose about 98% of the time.
When I get in sports betting pools like March Madness, etc., people even comment to me, "I should just pick all the opposites of the teams you picked and I would probably win." When I get in the checkout line at the grocery store it's always the one with the person who is divding their order into 3 orders and something doesn't have a price and they want to pay for half with a check and half with S&H Green Stamps. No matter what lane I get in while driving the guy in front of me is on his God Damned cell phone driving 15 MPH below the speed limit... etc. etc. etc.

Well, I am about to do you all a big favor. Like many other people, from time to time I hear about a company that sounds like they are really going places and I think, boy! I should buy some stock in that company. Of course I never get around to it and those companies always end up being the next Microsoft.

I had one of those moments today and uncharicteristically I decided to really act on it. Unfortunately, for a bunch of reasons I'm not going to go into here I was unable to actually make the purchase.

So, you know what that means...... This stock is going to go through the ROOF!

So, call your brokers and buy some now.

I was acutually going to buy options. If you don't know what stock options are, go here.

I was going to buy 1,000 April 15 2005 $70 Calls of Dominion Resources.

When I was going to buy them this morning that would have cost me $600.

So, let's just watch and see what happens.

Good Luck!

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Save your luck for the important things like health and family. I learned that when I survived a terror attack and just missed being at another, two month later.

Posted by: muse | January 13, 2005 12:12 AM

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how much money are you worth- 1000 call contracts means you will control 100,000 shares of this stock- if you have that kind of wealth quit complaining- Don

Posted by: Don | January 13, 2005 5:18 AM

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I've forgot more money than you'll ever have Don.

Posted by: Steve | January 13, 2005 7:16 AM

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and my dad can beat up your dad- Don

Posted by: Don | January 15, 2005 6:18 AM

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