Chuck Norris doesn't die, he's trying to fool the Grim Reaper into comming to Chuck Norris's house. Then Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick the Reaper into next month.
Oh, and Chuck Norris is coming for you, too, for letting the secret out.
WOW... thought it was another R.I.P moment there.
Ok what happened to all the good Chuck Norris Movies?. I keep forgetting him and Arnold are getting up there in age over 50 can't keep on doing those Round house kicks and Kickin AZZ.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he
roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
WTF!!!!! It`s true or false, the hearth attack?
greetings to everybody
Chuck Norris doesn't die, he's trying to fool the Grim Reaper into comming to Chuck Norris's house. Then Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick the Reaper into next month.
Oh, and Chuck Norris is coming for you, too, for letting the secret out.
LOL good stuff
WOW... thought it was another R.I.P moment there.
Ok what happened to all the good Chuck Norris Movies?. I keep forgetting him and Arnold are getting up there in age over 50 can't keep on doing those Round house kicks and Kickin AZZ.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he
roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck norris is immortal.
What is with Chuck Norris' big time comeback recently. I mean he even has a dumbass shirt out now.