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February 2, 2006

ROTFL!!! What I would have given to see this happen!!!

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Barbara Abernethy and her shih tzu, Missy, took the elevator Saturday down to the first floor to head outside for a walk. But Missy darted from the elevator. The doors closed with Abernethy still inside, holding one end of an extended leash that acted like a noose for Missy. The elevator quickly rose to the third floor, hauling Missy to the top of the first-floor elevator door.

That was the moment Janice Morgan walked in and saw what looked like a stuffed animal dangling from the elevator door. Morgan quickly summoned first-floor resident Mary Lou Marten. "It looked like a wet rag. It's tongue was out, eyes were glassy," Marten said. "There was no sign of life," Morgan said.

The two women freed the limp dog and Marten performed mouth-to-snout resuscitation until Missy started breathing again.

"I was trying to talk to her, tell her I was coming and I'd be right there," Abernethy said. "I could hear her out there squeaking, and then I didn't hear anything, so that frightened me."

"I was praying inside; Janice was praying out loud," Marten said. "I just said, 'Lord, heal this little dog. She's so precious,'" Morgan said.

Marten said she has helped revive her husband using CPR three times, and she didn't hesitate to use the technique on the dog.

A veterinarian checked Missy over Tuesday and gave the dog a clean bill of health.

http://www.local6.com/family/6674178/detail.html



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This story is a lie. If she was on the third floor, going down to the first, the dog would have been dragged to the BOTTOM of the elevator door, not the top. If she was just leaving to begin her walk, what took her so long to leave the elevator. They start on the third floor, go to the first. Doors open, dog leaves, idiot stays, doors close, elevator goes to third. What the hell happened in that elevator?


I almost pissed my pants when I read this.


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