
Who are these Fucking people????
They're not even human!!
So I go to the drive up at McDonalds get the 2 burrito meal with a small diet Coke.
The guy hands me the bag and the pop and the pop has no straw in it. I say, "Is the straw in the bag?" and he says "What?" and I say again, "Is the straw in the bag?" and he gives me this totally disgusted look and says in a very condescending voice, "Yeah, the straw's in the bag."
Fine, I pull away and about two miles later find out that of course, in fact, the straw is NOT in the fucking bag.
I should just be allowed by law to go back there and kill him at that point..... no questions asked.
So, of course I take the lid off and attempt to drink some and I'm sure you all know what happens next.
Next time I go there, if I get the same guy, I'm gonna ask him, "Is your brain in your skull?"
I'm sure he'll say, "What?"
HAPPY B-DAY IHMC!!!!


At least your person spoke english. Last week I was shopping with the kids and I decided to get them a treat at McDonalds. I get what they wanted and then I ordered an oreo McFlurry but with not so many scoops of oreo. Yeah right. Apparently I deviated from what this person learned in english that day. After trying to explain 3 different ways (you know "less scoopo in McFlurryo") I lost it and said "Nevermind I'll come to the window" and as I'm pulling around I am yelling "why do you put people at a drive thru that don't speak english" (that's the rated G version). Apparently their microphones are pretty sensitive because the "non-english speaking person" had a unhappy face. I have no problem with them hiring non-english speaking people but keep them away from the ordering. Seems like a simple concept.
Meh. Calm down...they probably hate their job and are too miserable.
Yeah I agree with Naughty Bits. They fuck with us because denying us of our straws and napkins is the only pleasure they get.
Why don't you go buy some real food?