Fox News claims World War 3 is here?

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I hope you have all dug your bomb shelters, and stocked them well because FOX NEWS has declared that it is WORLD WAR III! God bless that station for giving us a well balanced assessment of our daily threats to life, limb and the American Way! They truly supply the facts with NO SPIN! Let's all hope that Hezzbollah, Hamas and the Israelis have had the common courtesy to send a memo to the heads of state of every other country on the planet to let them know that it has begun. As usual the rest of the liberally biased media outlets have chosen to ignore the most important issue of our time and choose not to call it for what it really is-WWIII.

President Bush in the meantime, also seems truly unconcerned based on his candid, off the cuff statement to Blair, "We got to get Syriah to get Hezzbollah to cut out this shit." What is this guy doing? Is this the leader of the free world or simply a foul mouthed version of John Kerry-what a wuss! We are truly doomed. Dooooooommmmmed! Whatever you do, though, make sure you stay tuned to the station that will bring it all to you live and unbiased.

Thanks to my Cousin Mark for the commentary and Media Matters for the video

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