Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said. When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he did not want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said. Amin has been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office. Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.
That has to be one of the dumbest things I have heard in a while.
Why the fuck would his mom rather hear that her son is packing a bomb rather than a penis pump? Granted, it isn't something a mother wants to hear, but seriously there is only one use for a bomb on a fucking plane.
They should put this dumbass in jail, and give every other inmate a penis pump. That would teach him...
Jabbah you are an idiot.
Saying you did something or have something illegal must bear out in reality.
I can say I was the hitman on the grassy noll that shot Kennedy in the head and Oswald was just a patsy. It does not mean its the truth.
This NAZI BS of "he was about to get on a plane". So the fuck what.
The security person couldn't identify a penis pump ? Bullshit. No penis pump looks like a grenade.
I don't care if he said it was a nuclear weapon. The security person should have known it was a cock pump. This person was either not qualified to run the screening device or the device was of poor quality.
Considering, that the TSA said this past week that the X-rays can't detect bombs, they have resorted to the weakest security.
They ask you if you are carrying bombs in your luggage. I sure hope terrorists are honest.
HOOO-LEEE SHIT, I knew you defended retarded criminals from some of your past comments beast, but SERIOUSLY! You have to be out of your fucking mind, if you can't see that the pump could resemble a grenade. Let me clearify that I said the PUMP, not the plastic tube. Regardless of what it looks like, he said he had a fucking bomb. You don't see anything wrong with that?
You said "The security person couldn't identify a penis pump ?" What if the security person was a chick? I highly doubt I would be able to tell it was a penis pump after only seeing it for 2 seconds through a fucking X-ray.
LMFAO!!! Come on Jabbah, take it easy on Beast. Terrorist have feelings too! LOL
Oh and by the way there is an update to this story; according to his lawyer he didn't say bomb. He didn't want his Mom to hear him say penis pump so he mumbled it. And you know with that heavy Middle Eastern terrorist accent it probably sounded like "it's a bomb".
What I think is, he injected nitro glycerin into his nuts and he needed the pump because he probably couldn't get off any other way. pump...pump..pump.pump.booom! Think about it, he would be famous; the first terrorist to blow up a plane with his dick.
And if he pulled it off (no pun intended) he would set a precedence; all males passengers would have to jerk off before entering the plane.
Jabbah
The security people are trained to identify everything. If you don't know what something is then you ask another security agent. This is standard procedure.
Look at the security model shown. They scanned the bag. The person either did not know what a cock pump was or did and decided to give the guy shit about it.
If the screener didn't know what a cock pump was they ask what is this to the passenger ? Hmmmmm.. So they would ask a terrorist .."what is this" and he is going to tell the truth ? rather than call another more qualified agent to look and get the real answer.
If the passenger had said "It's a cock pump" the screening agent would have let him walk on the plane ? No. Then terrorists would know to say "cock pump" when asked what is in their luggage.
The TSA screeners are supposed to follow a procedure that allows them to figure it out indepedent of the passenger because taking people at their word is NOT security.
Beast...
Nobody can be trained to identify EVERYTHING. Majority of the things that are carried on an airplane are the same. There are always going to be new things that can't be identified.
I was flying one time and some guy had dog food in his carry on bag. They couldn't tell what it was, and made him open the bag and show them. He said it was dog food, but he still had to show them.
I can almost garentee that if Madin Azad Amin said "I have a cock pump" he would have still had to show it. But you would know best seeing how you are the TSA expert.
Beast...
Nobody can be trained to identify EVERYTHING. Majority of the things that are carried on an airplane are the same. There are always going to be new things that can't be identified.
I was flying one time and some guy had dog food in his carry on bag. They couldn't tell what it was, and made him open the bag and show them. He said it was dog food, but he still had to show them.
I can almost garentee that if Madin Azad Amin said "I have a cock pump" he would have still had to show it. But you would know best seeing how you are the TSA expert.
Jabbah .. I love ignorant people.
I love how you sidestepped my assertion that a cock pump could never be mistaken for a grenade. It can't.
and asking "what is this" to the passenger is not going to give you the answer. EVER!
TARD!
Come to DC bitch. You will learn my expertise.
You saw Duece Bigalow ?