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Thanks for the sound Investment Advice Andy.....

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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.




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LMFAO...as much of a pain in the ass that recycling is, I am going to support the 401-KEG plan.

Yeah, I thought that was pretty good. I'm 40 cents closer to retirement right now.

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