December 15, 2006
Does the ranch dressing taste funny or is just me?
WHEATON -- A senior at Wheaton North High School last week ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing and left it on a condiments cart in the upperclassmen's cafeteria, school officials said Thursday.
The student returned the bottle to the cafeteria's condiments cart Dec. 6.
A Wheaton North High School senior who ejaculated into a salad dressing bottle and returned it to the cafeteria is facing disciplinary action.
Danielle Gardner / Staff photographer
Sodexho, the school's food service provider, requires that condiment containers be emptied and washed every other day.
However, Principal Jill Bullo said company officials are unsure whether the container was washed Wednesday after lunch. If it was not, students would have been exposed to its contents during the last two lunch periods Dec. 6 and all five on Dec. 7, after which the container definitely would have been cleaned, Bullo said. At the very least, students would have been using the bottle's contents during fourth- and fifth-period lunch on Dec. 6.
The student confessed to contaminating the bottle Tuesday, school officials said, adding it is unknown whether anyone ate the salad dressing or has become sick from it, school officials said.
Apparently the student bragged to friends about a prank he had done during his lunch period Dec. 6, and one of them told school leaders Tuesday, said Gary T. Catalani, Wheaton Warrenville School District 200 superintendent.
"We've taken very severe measures against this student," Catalani said.
http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/napervillesun/news/173797,6_1_NA15_SALAD_S1.article
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That is so fucking nasty!!!
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