As if I don't have enough reasons for my coworkers to call me an asshole

Posted in Gadgets/Toys by College Boy | Comments (1) | Email to a Friend!!! | digg | Fark | StumbleUpon

The USB Missile Launcher (aka USB Rocket Launcher, USB Air Dart, or USB Powered Air Darts) is the state-of-the-art deterrent against those bored and aggravating individuals that loiter around your desk when there’s nothing better for them to do. However… it is also a highly entertaining desktop gadget for individuals that love aggravating the more conscientious, hard working individuals, when they also have nothing better to do! Yes, this is the ultimate office accessory and is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and immense satisfaction!

To defend your desktop from those pesky impostors, all you need to do is install the software provided and plug in the Missile Launcher to the USB port on your notebook or desktop computer. The Missile Launcher holds three harmless foam missiles, the direction and angle of launch can be adjusted to 45 degrees or a full 180 rotation by either moving the arrows on your keyboard or moving the cursor of your mouse and missile command can be found on your desktop. We strongly advise you to crank up the volume on your computer as the sound effects are pretty impressive! Once you have located your target, the Missile Launcher fires the three foam missiles one after another when you thump the 'Fire' button! The missiles are completely harmless; you needn’t worry about causing any serious harm to your victims!

Available at:

http://www.kleargear.com/5004.html

BLAST FROM THE PAST! Links to entries with similar content, maybe...
This asshole needs to be shot...
The greatest, most asshole prank of all time
Weird refrigerator magnets... Who wants a cat's asshole on their fridge???
15 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job
Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate My Cubicle.....

Send to a friend!

Your friends email address:


Your email address:


Message (optional):

Comments

I got one of these for Xmas! It's awesome!!!

I've been shooting my cats, wife and kids constantly!

Posted by: RAT | January 2, 2007 7:16 AM

---

Post a comment

Name:

Email Address:

URL:

Remember personal info?

Comments: