Worried about your crappy turntable's needle ruining your priceless LPs?
Well look no further.....

Laser Turntable is "No Needle, No Wear ™." The LT features an absolutely contact-free optical pickup system. Play a record thousands of times with no damage to the record. Get the same sparkling sound on the thousandth play as on the first play.
The Laser Turntable has Five Laser Beams
The first two beams aim at the left and right shoulders of the groove for tracking.
The next two read the stereo sound at 10 microns below the shoulder (the standard position).
The final beam maintains the height between the laser head and the surface of record, to manage thicker or warped records.
Is it cool?
Hell yeah!
Can you afford it?
Fuck No!
Check it out at
http://www.elpj.com/
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I'm glad this is still available. I remember when they first made this, I thought "in ten years this will be affordable". Well I guess not. I have to hear this for myself. I'm curious if the signal is pure analog. If not, does the digital signal from this device provide the same accurate sound that analog does and how big would the file be?