
Look at these two! They won $250 Million! They're liable to die on their way to pick up the money. The people who win are always white trash alcoholics or 90 year olds. I guess that tells you who the majority of people playing the lottery are. I'm guessing these two are going to take the lump sum now as opposed to spreading it out over 30 years.
You know the lottery is just a tax on people who don't understand math.
Why do all of the old geezers win the Lotto?
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Who would you rather win it, Shanaynay Dejefferson on her way down to the corner Quickie Mart to stock up on Kools, condoms, lottery and a cold 40oz.? The guy's a retired vet who's sharing it with his 3 grown boys. Good for him.
Or the guy who won the IL lottery last year down the street from my office in Aurora. He was in the paper the next day saying how "He ain't working no motherf-ing mo". Yeah, that guy didn't deserve it either.