PURPLE MOUNTAIN MAJESTIES

"IT'S SPHINCTERRIFIC!"
well, it's Independence Day here in the United States, and
what better way to spend the holiday than shteining outdoors,
and at an altitude so high that your balls stick to your thighs
whilst you try to write your name in the snow?
these two are in for a surprise, however, 'cause they're
frozen to the toilet seats. which they don't know yet.
talk about a "pay" toilet. hey, that reminds me...