"Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
father says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million. Then ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million. Then come back and tell me what you learned."
The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."
