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Serving turkey with all the trimmings? Don’t forget the tampons! Even if they can tell your stuffing came out of a box, your guests will have to look twice to realize this Thanksgiving centerpiece came out of a box – a Tampax box, that is.
Materials
Tampax regular tampons (about 70)
Newspaper
Masking tape
Spray paint (brown and silver or gray)
Acrylic paints (red, yellow, orange)
Cardboard
Scissors
Hot glue gun
Wiggly eyes
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USE HEADPHONES ! !
this is pretty good.
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"IT'S SPHINCTERRIFIC!"
well, it's Independence Day here in the United States, and
what better way to spend the holiday than shteining outdoors,
and at an altitude so high that your balls stick to your thighs
whilst you try to write your name in the snow?
these two are in for a surprise, however, 'cause they're
frozen to the toilet seats. which they don't know yet.
talk about a "pay" toilet. hey, that reminds me...
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This reminds me of how my brother and I use to get things done together (and sometimes still do). By the end of the task, somebody had been punched.
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I know I've used a few of the clips that has put out in the past...but who can blame me? They are just funny.
Check out his other clips here. One of my favorites is the "Alabama Vibrating Veggie Tales" but they are all good.
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WARNING!!! SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND THIS OFFENSIVE!!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE SWEARING, SANTA FIGHTING JESUS, FAT JOKES, CARTOON CHARACTERS GETTING KILLED AND EATEN BY RATS OR SOUTH PARK DON'T WATCH!!
Click for download locations...
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I found this over at Miasmatic Review. You should check it out, it is one of the few blogs out there that doesn't suck.
"It doesn’t exactly convey how I feel about shopping, but it’s pretty close. I don’t tend to cry after shopping because I’m a man and we just don’t do that, that would require a level of sensitivity I just can’t posses."
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1) Reach in and grab the giblets.
2) Whew, that's one terrific spread!
3) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
4) Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.
5) Talk about a huge breast!
6) "and he forced his way into the end zone..."
7) She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
8) It's Cool Whip time!!!!
9) If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst!
10) It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!
Have a Safe & Happy Thanksgiving!!!
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This heroic Super Mom action figure features eight accessories for maximum customization: calm and frazzled mom heads, angel and monster babies, mommy bag, cell phone, super long to-do list, groceries, and both work and casual shoes. Show your appreciation for everything she's done for you. Because you don't want her to have to remind you again.
Buy here: Super Mom Action Figure
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German rabbit breeder Karl Szmolinsky presents his giant male breeding rabbit 'Robert' in Eberswalde, eastern Germany, February 2006. In a tale reminiscent of the last Wallace and Gromit movie, furious villagers in northeast England have hired armed guards to protect their beloved communal vegetable gardens from a suspected monster rabbit.(AFP/File/Michael Urban)
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Workers dye the Chicago River green as part of the city's annual St. Patrick's day celebrations in Chicago.
From a Globe And Mail article.......
It's a cold March night, the lights that spell out “Welcome to Wrigley Field” are blazing on the stadium wall across Clark Street and, assuming my new friend knows all the Second City's secrets, I ask him what he thinks about the tradition of pumping gallons of green dye into the Chicago River on March 17.
“Don't they do that everywhere?” he replies, which kind of throws me. I further enquire if he thinks the green dye pollutes the river.
“The Chicago River?” he asks incredulously, and then just laughs and laughs.
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Here's a special WTAT for you guys! I know it's an easy one but it looks nice doesn't it?
I said it was easy but they are NICE! They belong to Catherine Bell...
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kwanza definition -
1: a babe
2: a hut
3: a festival
4: a coin
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Some people at Christmas time are content to deck their homes with evergreen wreaths and holly, and maybe a few strings of lights made to look like glimmering icicles. Not Carson Williams.
He spends nearly two months hooking up 25,000 lights, then programs them to dance to Christmas music.
Hundreds of cars drive by his house north of Cincinnati every night to see the display, which also is posted on several Internet sites.
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