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Contest #2 was a HUGE success! Two REGISTERED COMMENTERS (you all should register now for another chance, hint, hint) were awarded a copy of Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge!

Contest #3 Details...
This one is EASY to enter! Just go find a something cool out on the net and use the SUBMIT! link at the top of IHMC to send it to us. Multiple entries ARE allowed. We will post appropriate submissions on IHMC and hold a vote for the best submission. No true nudity or hardcore. Sick stuff will be put behind a STOP! sign. Blah blah blah...

The winner will be picked randomly from all people who qualify. That person will receive a free copy of Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge! The MSRP is $49.99!!!

Later...
Captain RAT
P.S.-Previous winners are not eligible to win another DVD, sorry. Winner will be picked late on Halloween.

Contest #2 was a HUGE success! Two REGISTERED COMMENTERS (you all should register now for another chance, hint, hint) were awarded a copy of Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge!

Contest #3 Details...
This one is EASY to enter! Just go find a something cool out on the net and use the SUBMIT! link at the top of IHMC to send it to us. Multiple entries ARE allowed. We will post appropriate submissions on IHMC and hold a vote for the best submission. No true nudity or hardcore. Sick stuff will be put behind a STOP! sign. Blah blah blah...

The winner will be picked randomly from all people who qualify. That person will receive a free copy of Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge! The MSRP is $49.99!!!

Later...
Captain RAT
P.S.-Previous winners are not eligible to win another DVD, sorry. Winner will be picked late on Halloween.

Har ye matey! T' enter Contest #2 ye need t' register on IHMC, place at least 3 comments on recent posts an' finally use th' ShareThis links tell all o' yer shipmates about IHMC!

Continue reading or click here for the details of how to enter!

Har ye matey! T' enter Contest #2 ye need t' register on IHMC, place at least 3 comments on recent posts an' finally use th' ShareThis links tell all o' yer shipmates about IHMC!

The winner will be picked randomly from all people who qualify. That person will receive a free copy of Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge! The MSRP is $49.99!!!

Later...
Captain RAT
P.S.-Previous winners are not eligible to win another DVD, sorry. Winner will be picked late on Halloween.

Since I am such a great guy (and I get to make the rules) I am going to award both winners a copy of Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge!

Thank you to everyone who submitted an entry!

Over the next few weeks IHMC will be running a number of mini-contests to win one of 10 free copies of
Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge!!!
Watch for contest #1 later today!
NOTE: This is an adult video title. Only persons 18 and older may participate. Age verification will be required. Sorry, US residents only...

The biggest epic in the history of adult films - Pirates - is back with Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge - from Digital Playground. This thrilling erotic sequel combines intense performances, incredible special effects and wildly passionate sex.

Some of you may have seen a bunch of test messages earlier today. I was upgrading our CMS platform went something went way wrong. Looks like it was a data table corruption of some sort.

I finally decided to start fresh and reinstalled the CMS from scratch and restored an export of the entries, comments, etc.

If you see anything that doesn't work let me know!

Later...
RAT

UPDATE...

If you have a few minutes try out the registration and comments. I am thinking about launching the new version over the weekend!

Check it out NOW!!!

As I mentioned a while ago I have been working on a redesign of IHMC. I still have a long list of shit that I want to tweak/add/fix but I need to get off my ass and get it DONE! So... I'm going to drop a copy out there for your guys and girls to poke at. Send me your feedback/issues/comments/ideas.

THANKS!
RAT

Hi Guys,

I am traveling for business all week and will not be able to post much. I'll make sure to get at least one thing per day but I can't promise how good it will be...

Also, I've been working on a redesign for IHMC for a while now and it's finally almost ready. Look for the new design before the end of June!

Later...
RAT

I am on vacation out in CA this week and won't have much time to post. I scheduled at least one post a day to keep our 4 year streak intact.

I'll catch up when I return!

Later...
RAT

We are looking to update the links on the left side of IHMC and would like your feedback!

If there are cool places that you like to visit that would fit well on IHMC drop us a comment. Self promotion is OK too.
SEND US YOUR FAVORITE SITES!!! NOW!!!

The current categories listed are:
Deals
News
Games
Funny Shit
Cool Shit
Video Clips
Chicks

Once we get some entries I will have the team review them for inclusion.

Also, as always we are looking for some sick and demented people that would like to help IHMC grow. Right now we need new authors, Dr's need not apply, and someone who can help me with some CSS layout crap that I just can't get right. ;-)

Later...
RAT
P.S. - If I can't find someone to help with the CSS layout I will be forced to outsource it to India!
NO JOKE!!!

I'm looking to upgrade to MovableType 4.1 and I want to streamline the templates and CSS for the site. The problem is that I totally suck at CSS and can't make the damn thing work the way I want.

If you are interested drop me an email. If you have a few examples that you can sent that would be cool too. Not that I'm going to be picky! ;-)

Later...
RAT
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I've been at a conference and haven't had much time other than to eat, drink, drink, drink and drink! I woke up this morning and I was still drunk!

All my other free time is being spent playing Desktop Tower Defense! That may be the most addicting game we've had yet!

Later...
RAT

That's what you get when you're a hack coder... I screwed up a template a few weeks ago that decided to finally start causing big trouble... Sorry...

Just enter your email address below and hit Submit! Each time a new entry is posted on IHMC you will get an email with the text and a link to the new entry. We WILL NOT SPAM you, ever! Each email has a link to cancel your subscription as well.

Comments are now working properly.

BTW, the old host shut us down because the comment script was being hit too hard. Don't you think if you ran a business you would warn people before shutting them down??? The old server is STILL offline!

StartLogic.com is a bunch of fucking COCK SUCKERS!!!

RAT

That was a major pain in the ASS! There are a few things that are still a bit screwed up. I will be working to resolve those soon. All entries between 5/8 - 5/18 were lost. We are trying to re-enter them but some will be lost for good.

The next big chore is to get XT up again. I'll see if I can get it running by Monday evening.

If you find anything that is messed up or if you remember a post that you want to see again, drop us a comment.

Later...
RAT

I am in the process of moving the site to a new ISP that hopefully doesn't suck.

It loks like we lost about 10 days of postings. We'll try to remember which ones are worth digging up again once we are fully live on the new server.

Later...
RAT

I'm looking to add a few new authors to the mix. If you are interested just drop me an email and let me know the following:

- What type of stuff you would like to post. (There is no wrong answer except - guys)
- How often you think you would post. (Daily, Weekly, Monthly, There is no commitment)
- Can you follow simple directions?
- Can you take minor critisim from viewers without getting all upset and posting messages defending yourself using a different name? (yes, we CAN check IP addresses. ;-P)

Unfortunately, IHMC does not make a lot of $$$. It pulls just about enough to pay for itself and buy a few beers and T-shirts for the authors.

Later...
RAT

Sorry for the new ads on the site but something needs to pay the bills! At least they aren't pop-unders! ;-)

Later...
RAT
P.S. - Please click the ads that interest from time to time! We truly appreciate it!

Hosting problems are KILLING us! The server is online right now so that I can backup the files.

I'll fill you in on the gruesome details later...

RAT