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A small person who is who is 28 inches tall gave birth to a child that is 18.5 inches long. WLWT has the story.

WHAT THE HELL??

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A conman has sought to capitalise on the grief and confusion surrounding the death of Hollywood actor Heath Ledger by posing as the star's father and reportedly talking John Travolta into buying him a plane ticket to the United States.

The suspect, whose identity is not known, also spoke to Tom Cruise and rang the funeral home where a ceremony for Ledger is taking place, persuading them to book him into a luxury hotel.

The man spoke on the phone with the doctor who performed the autopsy on Ledger's body.

The actor, who is best known for his acclaimed performance in Brokeback Mountain, was found dead in his New York flat last Tuesday.

Meanwhile his real father Kim Ledger visited his son’s apartment in SoHo, Manhattan, yesterday morning under the escort of security guards.

NEVER SEEN HAIR SO BLUE...
a couple days back, I posted from this very table, here at the Panera
Bread. yup. hey, I forgot one thing, though... I'm in Florida...
... which means I'm surrounded by "old". oh, my. here I was,
posting away, when Ma and Pa Kettle spy me
workin' on old
lappy-

"Excuse me... ", says Ma.
*sigh*
"Which icon is for the wireless?"
*fuck*
"It's in your taskbar", I answered.
"Oh, ok. Why won't it turn on?"
"Is your antenna on?"
"I don't know."
"Where's your On/Off switch for the antenna?"
"Don't know."
"Okay, then, when you find it, turn it on".
Pa chirps in, "You'll have to excuse us, this is all new to us".
*sigh, fuck, sigh again*
Ma: "How do you configure this wireless?"
*&^%#*
"You got to be joking.. ?", I said.
Ma and Pa gave me the deer-in-the-headlight look at this point.

indeed, surrounded by "old". 80 yr-
old newbies at a Wi-Fi hotspot. we're all going to Hell, I say...
... but, for what it's worth, I like Panera a lot. the Wi-Fi is free,
and there's decent food and real coffee. are you on the road?
is your internet down? this is a good spot. 'cept the Blue-Hairs.

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here it is, campers, yesterday's Great Idea... a bona-fide,
honest-to-goodness Fucktard Bumper Sticker. woo-hooo!
yup, I got sick up and fed, seeing all those stupid School Kid
stickers, so I've decided to fight back! I say, "Fuck 'em", and
now, you can too... these little beauties are available at the
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on, don't be shy, get yours today, and get one for Mom, too!

That is frickin' funny!!!

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WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE...

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I found this blasphemous bastard of a lollypop whilst surfing the internets
yesterday, during an image search for "Chocolate Jesus". yup. a hellworthy
trespass if ever I saw one. Holy Shit.

I just guaranteed myself a ticket to hell...

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