Top 10 Signs You're Flat Broke
1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
2. You wash your toilet paper
3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.
5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
6. At communion you go back for seconds.
7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
9. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
10. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
Honorable Signs:
Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
You have to save up to be poor.
You're in college.
You owe yourself money.
Your imaginary friend has more money than you.
On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.
You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.
Your rob Peter... and then rob Paul.
Post yours in the comments section.





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