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LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A Louisville man charged in the deaths of his stepmother and half-sister allegedly told police that he had sexual intercourse with his stepmother's body.

Laura Hughes, 39, and her 12-year-old daughter, Tessa, were found dead in their home Saturday morning, WLKY-TV in Louisville reported.

Martin Hughes, 20, was quiet during his arraignment on Monday morning. He had three red marks on his neck. He told the judge he needed a public defender, but said little else about the two slayings with which he is charged.

According to the arrest report filed, Hughes said he was having family problems and allegedly shot his half-sister first, then turned the gun on his stepmother.

The arrest report stated that Hughes admitted to having sex with his stepmother's corpse.

It also stated that Hughes threw the spent shell casings in the toilet then made several trips through the house, allegedly arranging the scene to look like a break-in had happened.

"I just think it's awful. Really awful," said neighbor Catherine England. "People anymore, they just don't seem to care."

Family members said Laura Hughes was a wonderful mother who also had an 18-year-old son.

http://www.local6.com/spotlight/15212156/detail.html

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The leg of Alejandra Galeana is seen wrapped in a plastic bag, according to police, inside the refrigerator at the apartment of Jose Luis Calva, better known as in tabloids as Mexico City's 'cannibal' in Mexico City, Monday, Oct. 8, 2007. An aspiring horror novelist, Calva was arrested in Mexico City on Oct. 5 after police found the carved-up body of 30-year-old Alejandra Galeana, his girlfriend at the time, in his apartment. Investigators also found chunks of human flesh in a frying pan.
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A Tasmanian Devil suffering from a deadly facial tumour disease is seen in this undated handout photo released October 8, 2007. (Hannah Bender/University of Sydney/Reuters)

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DETROIT, Mich. -- A U.S Justice Department official has been arrested on suspicion of traveling to Detroit over the weekend to have sex with a 5-year-old girl, WDIV-TV in Detroit reported.

John David R. Atchison, 53, an assistant U.S. attorney from the northern district of Florida, was arraigned in U.S. District Court in Detroit on Monday afternoon.

Prosecutors said Atchison flew from Pensacola, Fla., to Detroit on Sunday intending to have sex with a 5-year-old girl.

He was arrested at Detroit Metropolitan Airport.

He is charged with enticement of a minor to engage in sexual activity.

According to authorities, Atchison made contact with a detective working undercover for the Macomb County Sheriff's Department.

The detective, acting as the child's mother, allegedly arranged a sexual encounter between Atchison and the 5-year-old girl, police said.

In a deposition, detectives said Atchison suggested the mother tell her daughter that "you found her a sweet boyfriend who will bring her presents."

The undercover detective expressed concern about physical injury to the 5-year-old girl as a result of the sexual activity. Detectives said Atchison responded, "I am always gentle and loving; not to worry, no damage ever, no rough stuff ever. I only like it soft and nice."

The undercover detective asked how Atchison can be certain of no injury.

He responded, "Just gotta go slow and very easy. I've done it plenty," according to detectives.

The Macomb County Sheriff's Department and the FBI were a part of the investigation.

http://www.local6.com/news/14132630/detail.html

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Naked driver arrested on toll road

Indiana State Police arrested a Chicago man Wednesday afternoon after he was found driving completely nude and masturbating on the Indiana Toll Road.

Police were called about the man driving eastbound around 1:30 p.m. Trooper Al Martinez stopped a green 1994 Toyota at the 1.47 mile marker about three miles east of the Angola exit in Steuben County.

The driver identified as Sean P. McCormick, 37 of Chicago was completely nude with petroleum jelly on his hands. When asked why he was traveling like that, McCormick said he felt comfortable driving in the nude and was on his way to Ohio to visit his mother.

McCormick was arrested for indecent exposure and taken to Steuben County Jail.

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I heard about this story on Sirius Radio earlier and couldn't help but post it.
The DJ followed up the story by playing "Mama I'm Coming Home" by Ozzie.
Love it!!!!

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(Mental Floss) -- When it comes to parasites, it's all about perspective. You may call a lifetime of growing and feeding off another organism lazy, but we call it opportunistic. In fact, these life-sucking go-getters have managed to carve out some of the most ingenious survival strategies in the world.

This snapper refused comment when asked if he still had a tongue.

1. Cymothoa exigua: Biting your tongue, so you don't have to

When fish mommies want to strike fear in the hearts of their misbehaving fish babies, we suspect they draw on the chilling animal savagery of the Cymothoa exigua.

As a youngster, this nasty little parasitic crustacean begins a life of terror by fighting its way through the gills of its fish host of choice, the snapper.

Once there, it attaches itself to the fish's tongue and begins feeding on the rich blood pumping through the artery underneath. As the parasite grows, it drinks more blood and eventually causes the tongue to atrophy and disintegrate.

But does the Cymothoa mouth-squatter leave its fishy friend tongueless? Of course not. It does what any crafty parasite would do and replaces the old tongue with its own body.

The fish is actually able to use the parasite just like a normal tongue, only it has to share all the food with its new friend. Yes, the whole foster-tongue thing seems like a pretty nice gesture on the part of ol' Cymothoa --until you remember there was nothing wrong with the fish's old tongue in the first place.

2. Sacculina carcini: Reasons you shouldn't pick up a hitchhiker
If you ever have a choice between being possessed by the devil and being possessed by a Sacculina carcini, opt for the devil -- no contest.

A female sacculina begins life as a tiny free-floating slug in the sea, drifting around until she encounters a crab.

When that fateful day arrives, she finds a chink in the crab's armor (usually an elbow or leg joint) and thrusts a kind of hollow dagger into its body. After that, she (how to put this?) "injects" herself into the crab, sluicing through the dagger and leaving behind a husk.

Once inside, the jellylike sacculina starts to take over. She grows "roots" that extend to every part of the crab's body -- wrapping around its eyestalks and deep into its legs and arms. The female feeds and grows until eventually she pops out the top of the crab, and from this knobby protrusion, she will steer the Good Ship Unlucky Crab for the rest of their commingled life.

Packed full of parasite, the crab will forgo its own needs to serve those of its master. It won't molt, grow reproductive organs, or attempt to reproduce. It won't even regrow appendages, as healthy crabs can. Rather than waste the nutrients on itself, a host crab will hobble along and continue to look for food with which to feed its parasite master.

3. Filarial Worms: Proof you need thicker skin

Filarial worms are the nasty little suckers you can thank for lymphatic filariasis, which, according to the Pacific Program to Eliminate Lymphatic Filariasis, is the second-leading cause of permanent and long-term disability in the world. (Mental illness is No. 1.)

Filarial worms are round, thread-like parasites that travel from human to human via that harbinger of disease transmission, the mosquito.

How do they make the leap of host? In an interesting (if scary) example of parasite ingenuity, filarial worm embryos living underneath the skin can sense the onset of night, which is their cue to head upward to the skin's surface in order to increase their chances of being picked up by a passing 'skeeter.

Should they get sucked up, they grow into larvae within the mosquito's muscle fibers and then get themselves injected into new hosts.

Once they've returned to a human home, they open up a franchise in the family business -- Wreaking Havoc.

Filaria often lodge in the body's lymphatic system, where they can inflict any number of torturous symptoms, not the least of which involves carting your genitals off to the elephantiasis clinic in a wheelbarrow.

4. Guinea Worms: Exposing parts nobody wants to see

Where there are guinea worms, there is Guinea Worm Disease -- and that's usually in Africa.

When a human consumes water contaminated with guinea worms, the little buggers infiltrate their host's intestinal walls and commence mating. After conception, the males die off, and the females hang around for about a year, growing and eating.

Eventually, these slender ladies get bored and decide they need to lay some eggs. To do so, they make their way down the body to the lower extremities, where they bore a small hole through the skin.

The resulting lesion begins to fester and burn, which usually leads the host to plunge his or her foot into a soothing bucket of water. (Of course, in areas where an entire village shares a single water source, this helps spread the infection.)

Unfortunately for the sufferer, the water doesn't solve the problem of having a three-foot female worm dangling its genitalia out of your foot.

And to complicate matters, if you yank on that sucker, it'll break apart and could cause a fatal infection.

So how do you rid yourself of the not-so-little hitchhiker? You go see a doctor, who -- over the course of three or four weeks -- will kindly wind the worm around a stick, inch by agonizing inch. Not the most pleasant method, but certainly a proven one.

This cure for a guinea worm infection has been around so long, some believe it's where we get the snakes-around-a-staff symbol for medicine.

5. Leucochloridium paradoxum: Parasite for sore eyes

Prepare to be dazzled. This parasite's got a life cycle more mind-bending and chilling than an M. Night Shyamalan film.

Leucochloridium paradoxum are a type of fluke (a.k.a., parasitic flatworm) that prey on birds -- a fascinating turn of events considering they begin their lives as eggs in bird droppings.

Thus, the problem facing baby Leucochloridium paradoxum is, "How do I get myself back into one of those feathery things?"

Taking a page from Greek history, the infant flatworms rely on Trojan trickery. First, they hang out in the droppings until a snail happens along and eats the bird dung. Then they initiate their devious plan of action by taking up residence in the snail's eyestalks. (Sure, it sounds slimy and gross to us, but after a childhood spent living in bird feces, it's a step up.)

As they mature, the flukes become visible through the snail's translucent skin. And that's when things really get interesting.

To a bird, this fluke-filled eyestalk looks like a caterpillar. So the bird devours the stalk and ends up with a bellyful of Leucochloridium paradoxum that will, of course, lay eggs and begin the cycle again.

Meanwhile, the snail shakes its head, shops for an eye patch, and vows never to eat feces again

By Chris Connolly

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Sorry, the link has been fixed. The STOP! was not just for the can... It was for what's IN the can!!!

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