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1 - Go home.

2 - Call her a cab.

3 - Apologize. And explain how you almost never "finish" that quickly.

4 - Unlock the men's room door and get back to your desk.

5 - Pay the lady.

6 - Try to locate Maui on the map of Hawaii you just left on her stomach.

7 - Roll over and go to sleep.

8 - Take a shower.

9 - Compliment her on her dancing skills as she leaves for the main stage.

10 - Spoon.

Read the rest of the list over at The Bachelor Guy...

Top 10 Signs You're Flat Broke

1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

2. You wash your toilet paper

3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.

5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

6. At communion you go back for seconds.

7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

9. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

10. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

Honorable Signs:

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
You have to save up to be poor.
You're in college.
You owe yourself money.
Your imaginary friend has more money than you.
On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.
You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.
Your rob Peter... and then rob Paul.

Post yours in the comments section.

The list is pretty impressive, a transparent toaster, an oragami DVD player, a urinal video game, self cooling beer can and more. I think I could put the urinal video game to good use.

1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...

4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...

5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...

8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...

9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...

10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?

**I know all of you have some. Post them in the comments section.**

1. Ego! We fail to understand why men can stop and ask for direction till it's 40 kms into the wrong direction?! Like, isn't it more sensible to just ask for directions, you save on time, petrol and energy?

2. Would it kill to remember? They remember the names of cricketers from Holland and the scores each player has made, but cannot for the life them remember birthdays, anniversaries and buying gifts. What kind selective memory is that?

3. Ogling: They love to ogle at women (read breasts), even when they are with their date. Like, how rude!

4. Double talk: They nod their heads during a talk about gender equality, and then insist on paying the bills during a date, because it is not manly enough to let the woman pay. Yeah, right! At least, not when someone could be watching.

5. Lazy men: Talking about gender equality and men supporting it, how about giving us a hand with household chores?

6. Possessive... ugh! They are extremely possessive. Whatever makes them so insecure as opposed to the manly image they like portray?

7. Hypocrisy: They love to hang out with “cool babes”, but when it comes to marriage they want a “simple homely girl”. Guys, looks like you have around two centuries of catching up to do. And... please hurry with it!

8. The basics of life: Life without booze, sex and cigarettes is just unthinkable. And, no, I haven't figured the order of importance.

9. The phallic symbol: They have a birth right over the Remote control. Seems it is more like a phallic symbol that they need to carry around at home, I guess.

10. Superman! Think of themselves to be exalted beings - a mechanic, technician, plumber and financial advisor all rolled into one. We might have liked that about you, if you didn't make such a big deal out of it!